A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”.
The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”.
The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”.
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”
She says “Vinegar and water”