Guy 1: “Do you know my father is a doctor?”
Guy 2: Wow! My father is a doctor too!
Guy 1: Phillip is my last name.
Guy 2 [excited]: Omg! My surname is Phillip too.
Guy 1: I’m 23 years old.
Guy 2: What? Get out of here [laughing], I’m also 23 years old.
Guy 1: Don’t tell me that you are born on the 14th of August, and you went to Lusaka primary school?
Guy 2: Yes, I was born at 14th August. Tell me I’m dreaming because I also went to Lusaka. [They both cried, and hugged each other]
*A guy sitting next to them asks the bartender,*
“What’s wrong with these 2 guys?”
The bartender answered, “Dont mind these stupid boys, they are Dr. Phillip’s twins and are very drunk.”