We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Senior Special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress warned her.
“You mean I’d have to pay more for not taking the eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.
“Yes,” said the waitress.
“I’ll take the special, then,” my wife said.
“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.
“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
When are people going to learn not to mess with seniors? They’ve been through thick and thin throughout their lifetime and are much more experienced than the youth. They know how to be witty and many times their comebacks either leave us speechless or make us burst out laughing, like in this case.
It’s not a true story, it’s funny, so I just had to share it here.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building,
When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
“Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! “
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
“Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says…
“Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”