Wife: Honey, can you help me clean the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Oh, sorry, honey. Can you fix the bathroom door then?

Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?

Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!

Wife: No its not me.

Husband: Who then!

Wife: Our neighbor

Husband: You paid him how much?

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x….

Husband: I hope u gave him bread!!

Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!